You want a spork? A SPORK? It's an abomination. Abomination! How could you possibly want one of these? I don't mean to sound judgmental, but they're the unholy fusion of a fork and spoon, two utensils designed for fundamentally different tasks! Do you want a blender/oven next? It would make about as much sense! Or maybe we should all have toothpick/knives. I know! Let's have an icepick/spatula. Yes, by all means let us open the floodgates to the insanity that is cutlery juxtaposition.
WHERE DOES THE MADNESS END, I ask you. WHERE DOES THE MADNESS END?
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machine_dove at 02:12am on 05/06/2009
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WHERE DOES THE MADNESS END, I ask you. WHERE DOES THE MADNESS END?
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I WANT ONE TOO!