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[machine_dove]

So, Gray was playing outside with Grandpa and two of his cousins, when he just...vanished. *POOF* They found him...behind the shed. Or, more accurately, they found him when he popped out from behind the other side of the shed. It's a narrow gap, less than a foot between the shed and the fence. Yea, we're doomed. He's absolutely filthy, but absurdly pleased with himself at the moment.

No more ninja skills for the baby.

Comments

[joshlamont.livejournal.com]

Hee. It gets worse when they discover three dimensions. Remember Kung-Fu Panda and the cookies? There are places a baby simply should not be able to be.

[cutelildrow.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, Vincent... decided to stack his little chair on TOP OF HIS LITTLE TABLE.

And then climb on it so he could SIT ON THE CHAIR.

And refused to have the chair held so he wouldn't topple.

three dimensions? This is a toddler who likes to JUMP from my bed into an unprepared mommy's arms. Oh Gods.