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[machine_dove]

So, Gray was playing outside with Grandpa and two of his cousins, when he just...vanished. *POOF* They found him...behind the shed. Or, more accurately, they found him when he popped out from behind the other side of the shed. It's a narrow gap, less than a foot between the shed and the fence. Yea, we're doomed. He's absolutely filthy, but absurdly pleased with himself at the moment.

No more ninja skills for the baby.

Comments

[doktor-x.livejournal.com]

Wow, that must have been a few moments of sheer panic...

[silverstah.livejournal.com]

EEP!

Yes, they are ridiculously, absurdly fast at that age. It's like, DUDE. Your legs are 12" long. HOW DO YOU DO THAT??!?!?

Glad he's safe and sound. :)

[joshlamont.livejournal.com]

Hee. It gets worse when they discover three dimensions. Remember Kung-Fu Panda and the cookies? There are places a baby simply should not be able to be.

[cutelildrow.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, Vincent... decided to stack his little chair on TOP OF HIS LITTLE TABLE.

And then climb on it so he could SIT ON THE CHAIR.

And refused to have the chair held so he wouldn't topple.

three dimensions? This is a toddler who likes to JUMP from my bed into an unprepared mommy's arms. Oh Gods.

[cassie-o.livejournal.com]

They can be sneaky. My first was not that way, my second is for sure.

[cutelildrow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, see, this is why we got one of those wrist leashes for Vincent. He started running. Ridiculously fast. And I had nightmares of him running out into the highway.

I don't care how many comparisons I get about puppies, I say my boy is not gonna become roadkill.

As for ninja skills, somehow, little boys get them. I don't know how, but they do. -_-;;;;; I'm just glad he doesn't crawl under the storehouse any more.