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I don't normally post memes, unless they're notable or especially amusing in some way. This one...more than qualifies.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,

mcfinnigan (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I turned

ysobelle in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5024 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
mordath

Yea, uh, sorry about that, Jeremy. I have also vowed not to make the Tasteless Joke for the third year running. I swear. No, no, really!

June

Sun	Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat
	1 1	2 1	3 2	4 2	5 1	6 3
7 1	8 2	9	10	11 1	12	13 1
14	15	16 2	17 1	18	19	20
21	22	23	24	25	26	27
28	29	30

Sun

Mon

Tue

Wed

Thu

Fri

Sat

A higher negative score than the one I copped (link). You are just barely more naughty than me - a mere 25 points. For being that naughty, I was hoping for a ton of coal but will only be getting a spanking.

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Hah! I's naughtier than thou!

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Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, meagenimage (-5000 points). Last Thursday I gave mordath a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I helped mizunotohru hide a body (-173 points). In January I bought porn for ph00tbag (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5168 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
mcfinnigan
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