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machine_dove at 02:27pm on 12/03/2004
machine_dove at 02:27pm on 12/03/2004And I want to archive it.
http://slashdot.org/pollBooth.pl?qid=1059&aid=-1
When things get crazy at work, I just think to myself, "What would Shaftoe do?"
Well, first, when IT fucked up all the networked laser printers, he'd parachute into their building, impaling himself mortally on a letter-opener on someone's desk. Then, he'd machine-gun the front-line support staff. Then, he'd lob a few grenades into the server room. Finally, for good measure, he'd jump in there himself to make sure the job got done, going out in a big ball of glory.
Now *that's* some fucking adaptability. If you're going to do it like Shaftoe, you fucking do it right, soldier.
http://slashdot.org/pollBooth.pl?qid=1059&aid=-1
When things get crazy at work, I just think to myself, "What would Shaftoe do?"
Well, first, when IT fucked up all the networked laser printers, he'd parachute into their building, impaling himself mortally on a letter-opener on someone's desk. Then, he'd machine-gun the front-line support staff. Then, he'd lob a few grenades into the server room. Finally, for good measure, he'd jump in there himself to make sure the job got done, going out in a big ball of glory.
Now *that's* some fucking adaptability. If you're going to do it like Shaftoe, you fucking do it right, soldier.