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[machine_dove]

Dear My Car:

You don't have a flat tire. I don't care how fervently you beep and flash your little "flat tire" light at me, I'm not going to believe you this time. I checked said tires no fewer than five times on the way home. I checked the air pressure twice. You don't have a flat tire. Really.

Also, going to the grocery store for life-saving drugs is a Bad Idea when you're suffering from the lack of said drugs. I spent far too much money on utterly bizzare things. I put back the pomegranites, at least...all four of them. This should give you an idea of how bizzare it was unloading my groceries. But! They had honeycrisp apples again, and cherries, so I shall have a fruit orgy tonight. It will be wonderful.

Also, I look freaking hot in my corset. Although a pair of cargo pants and a bright green shirt probably aren't the best things to wear it over. Did I mention that I look freaking hot in my corset? Because I really do. And if *I'm* saying that about myself, you know it has to be true.

Also, Drama Queen owns my soul. Excuse me while I go wipe the drool off my book. Damn! Rachan...if you buy one smutty graphic novel this year, it must be Brother. The same goes for any other rabid fangirls out there. TRSI even has it on sale until Wednesday night.

Sleep now. Drugged sleep. After the fruit orgy. While I wear my new corset. This sounds so much more risque than it really is.

Comments

[doktor-x.livejournal.com]

I always seem to have items in my cart that cashiers and baggers stare at with confusion and fear ^^;; I don't really think things like stuffed grape leaves are that strange, but many times I've had to explain them......

Also, you better be careful... This could be a Twilight Zone kind of thing, and your car is trying to warn you of what's going to happen ^_^

[mordath.livejournal.com]

I think it's more of a delayed reaction - the flat tire indicator didn't go off when I had that blowout not too long ago. My poor car means well, it's just...not too swift, I suppose.

[the-kiggy.livejournal.com]

Did I mention that I look freaking hot in my corset? Because I really do. And if *I'm* saying that about myself, you know it has to be true.

Photos, please.

After the fruit orgy.

Uh.. I'm not touching that one....

[mordath.livejournal.com]

I'll post some picks once I get some I'm happy with - I can't take pictures of myself very well, so it'll probably not be until the VARF gala (Dec 10) or the Wicked Faire. I'll post some...eventually. ^_^

[haibane-rachan.livejournal.com]

Seconded on that one. You'd better post some. :oP

Also: 1) Your car tells you when you have a flat tire!? Wtf? Wild. 2) Graphic novels? Blech. Lemme know when they make an anime out of it. xP

Dearest Dani-chan...

[mcfinnigan.livejournal.com]

You're the world's worst tease, you know that?

*spankage*

Re: Dearest Dani-chan...

[mordath.livejournal.com]

You know that's one of the reasons you love me. ^_^

Re: Dearest Dani-chan...

[mcfinnigan.livejournal.com]

*lick* yes, dear. ;)

McF