machine_dove: (Beer [psychodragon82 ])
machine_dove ([personal profile] machine_dove) wrote2005-08-29 09:21 am

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"If I drive a Hummer to the Hyatt, women are going to think I have money!"

Oh yes, Fu-Master is back, and I'm far too tired to deal with his BS today. He's annoying the everliving jeebus out of me. I think I need to do an extended inspection of the PDS today. I think I can stretch that into three hours if I drive really, really slowly, double-check all the lock serial numbers, and confirm that the locks are in proper working order. Actually, if I open every single lock and bring the WD-40 and pesticide, I may be able to extend that to four hours.

*STAB*

Of course, it could always be worse.

[identity profile] crimsonrhapsody.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
your right, it could always be worse *shudder* identity theft is scary...

[identity profile] runesimbriant.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You could get lucky. He could actually try that and get stuck there because he ran out of money paying for all the gas he foolishly used.

[identity profile] mordath.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Even worse, he was on per diem, so all gas was on the government's dime. >.
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[identity profile] izuko.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Won't solve? WON'T SOLVE? My dear, national IDs will merely pave that merry lane to make it even easier for the theives.

[identity profile] mordath.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me - I'm quite aware of that little fact. >.