You could always just get an answering-machine message to put them off. Maybe have some random friend pretend it is their place, so people stop calling, thinking it a wrong number. There is also the option of making it sound as if you are completely insane...though the truth or untruth of that statement is, of course, not something I shall voice my opinion on.
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^_^
*hugs*
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Got a little to close to the edge of that hole you've been watching?
Or maybe you've laid claim to the top of the pile of dirt next to it, and are now Queen of the hill.
^^
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Heh, hope it isn't too bad.