ext_169905 ([identity profile] dblplusbitter.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] machine_dove 2009-06-05 02:31 pm (UTC)

You want a spork? A SPORK? It's an abomination. Abomination! How could you possibly want one of these? I don't mean to sound judgmental, but they're the unholy fusion of a fork and spoon, two utensils designed for fundamentally different tasks! Do you want a blender/oven next? It would make about as much sense! Or maybe we should all have toothpick/knives. I know! Let's have an icepick/spatula. Yes, by all means let us open the floodgates to the insanity that is cutlery juxtaposition.

WHERE DOES THE MADNESS END, I ask you. WHERE DOES THE MADNESS END?

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