The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

The journalist who wrote this was laughing on the inside, you can just tell from the article. Ramen!

I also have no words for this piece of absurdity. None. Kinkade is a hack to begin with, a movie based on one of his paintings is likely to be insipid enough to make me vomit. Unsuprisingly, the man in real life is a bit of a whackjob.

Bleh, BLEH! I need to go gaze at a nice Carivaggio or El Greco to make the hurting stop. Or Dali. Or any one of the hundreds upon hundreds of real artists out there, living or dead.

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I would just like to state that it is freaking absurd that I have to fill out employment applications after getting hired. I don't know if this is what it's like in every field, but in both my past job and my new one, the application part comes after the hiring, usually on the first day. I'm just getting this stuff done early because my new boss is going to be on vacation the week I start. OY!

I'm so sick of writing my name, address, birth date, and social security number that I could scream. AND I'M NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH THIS STACK!!

Still, in the grand scheme of things, this is preferrable to the alternative.