The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

Do this: Google your name and the word "needs," (as above) and then post the five or six funniest results:

Skipping over the ones from obvious porn sites...

Danielle needs your vote. Or she might come break your legs. Remember that, tartlets.

Okay then, all Danielle needs is a little slingshot and no more evilness! Clearly untrue - I always have a need for more evil.

Danielle needs to let the Social Security Administration know. But what do I need to let them know?

Danielle needs to come to new york.. with monkeys. :) Duly noted.

Danielle needs a vascular anomalies team For the monkeys?

Specifically, Danielle needs new sequencing with her putting while Pamela needs to overcome some covert fears about speed control. Profound, very profound.

And because you guys mostly know me by this:

The last thing Dani needs is a nosy journalist on her tail They harsh my mellow.

children watching the video will learn more about his condition as the Muppets sing, dance and talk about Dani's needs ...So I have my own team of dancing Muppets? Sweet!

Sweet Dani needs warm temperatures for rapid growth. Where "warm" = "desert"

dani needs 'Help' but Not of The physical type I don't think I can argue with that

Dani needs revenge. Always.

Dani needs no redemption. Now this is just starting to sound like the Chuck Norris meme.