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FOOL! Do not try to tell me that the post office is closed, because today is a holiday! Me, me of all people! Do you know who I work for!? Next Monday is a holiday, not today! Trust me, I would know!

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Because I am tired, strange things are amusing me. Such as this, which could have come from the pen of The Bitter One himself. No, really - try reading "Or is he a Chaser, one of those poor bastards like the Trix Rabbit, doomed to the Sisyphean task of promoting a cereal he himself is never once allowed to enjoy?" in Liam O'Brien or Chris Ayres voice. Then add in the odd "fluffy temptation of wheat." It works!

[EDIT] Love the comments thread. Take this exchange, for example:

>Was this bought for Athena or is it part of your weight loss plan?
>Sugar-laden cereal as part of a weight loss plan? Not likely.
>if you mix it with meth it sure is!

I laff. A lot.