The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

Let it be henceforth known that "I never should have let Satan talk me into killing the Chupacabra at the Decomposing Corpse show" is one of the greatest opening lines for a short story ever. Talk about hooking a reader's attention. Or my attention, at the very least.

Of course, I'm here writing this instead of finishing the story, so maybe it isn't so great a hook after all. But it certainly does amuse me.

On a more immediate note, I would like to get some sleep at some point this week. Really, that would be lovely.