The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

Note: I still want these. What happened to going on sale early in 2006!?! Want to play with them! And torment the dogs with them! Because tormenting the dogs is fun. I'm looking forward to snow this year just because of the mental trauma that it will cause for Fenrir.

[EDIT] I love Jim Macdonald:

Here's what to do if you miss being in the Navy: Put on your foul-weather jacket. Hang two Coke bottles around your neck. Go stand in your shower from midnight to four a.m., with the water turned on full cold and all the lights out. Get out of the shower, strip down, and go to sleep on the top shelf of your closet.
It's only recently that I've gone past the point where I've been out of the Navy longer than I was in it, and I do miss it. Just not enough to go stand in a cold shower for four hours at a time. Instead, I write about it.

I figure we should give our government some help determining what the next deadly threat we need to address is, now that the Deadly Toothpaste Plot has been thwarted. Thus:

[Poll #888784]

Think carefully. The future of the world rests in your hands.