The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

The less said about today the better.

So Asian BJDs are a much more controversial topic than Richard III, and Egyptian Gods even prompted some write-in votes. So, this time around, you get an extra choice!

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For those just recently tuning in, all these methods and more have been used in the continuing War Against the Damn Rat Bastards. No, really. Not joking about that. It's been over a year since the last one was bold enough to try his luck against Gracie O'Malley the Pirate Cat, but just a few short minutes ago one came sauntering out of the bedroom right before my eyes.

I tried to stomp on him (in Erik's slippers, mind), but missed. But do not think that this means he has gained clemency for long - oh, no. No, he will die, and chances are good that Erik will step on his remains in the middle of the night and scream like a schoolgirl dance on his dismembered corpse.

We hates the rodents.