The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

Phrase of the day: "drug-snorting adulterous whore-mongering sodomite." It's already 11PM, so I don't think I'll be able to work this into a conversation at work, but I shall, indeed, try. I am nothing if not persistant! And possibly obnoxious - I'm good at that, too.

I'm actually wearing makeup today, which has earned me some odd looks. I can't remember the last time, outside of a wedding, that I have, since waaaay back in High School when I had to run about in greasepaint and a unitard as a Demon Tree in Young Goodman Brown.

[EDIT] I think it may be a good thing that I don't eat seafood. That's some pretty disturbing stuff - I want to try to get my hands on the actual report, and look at their numbers.

[EDIT2] My iPod is all about some Beatles and Vivaldi today. Yesterday, it was Collide and Carbon Leaf. I'm amused by the patterns of Random.

Stacey just sent me an e-smack for saying that Bacon Cat is the new black. I'm so misunderstood.

On a different, equally random note, these amuse me. I'm wondering if it's intentional or not, though.

For great justice!

Trust me when I say that my mental pictures here are beautiful. But what I want to know is...will they prevent injury when hit by a car like a Tad Williams book? (True story!)