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In other news, if you need me for something - please don't. *whimper* I keep thinking I'm seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, and it's...not. Unless you come bearing some nice red wine or a bottle of Baileys. Then you get only-slightly-fettered access.

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Lunch = pack of peanuts. On the back of said pack was this gem:

ALLERGY INFORMATION: MANUFACTURED ON EQUIPMENT THAT PROCESSES TREE NUTS.

Which, I suppose, is better than "MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS," but not much.

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I would just like to take a moment out of my day to point out, in case anyone hadn't noticed, that this is in-fucking-sane.

Useless is...more profoundly useless than I had suspected. If she spent half the effort she expends trying to get other people to do her work doing...actual work, she'd be a force to be reckoned with. As it is, she's a great big ol' Albatross around my neck.

Mmmmm...Coleridge...