The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

Someone tell me this - what the hell is the point of a firepit that is going to cause food poisoning if you try to cook anything over it? Pass! This means, of course, that instead of getting the $120 firepit, I'm going to have to get the $250 instead, but...c'est la vie.

I can't find any patio furniture I like, so I'm probably going to pass on that for now. I'll have my patio, and a firepit, and we can all sit on the flagstones. Yay!

Boss!Lady just sent out one of those "funny" forwards, with this as the header:

Running on the theory it is impossible to "go postal" when you are falling out of your chair laughing, this particular little item seemed tailor made for you'all.

Clearly, she underestimates me.