The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

In news of a less angry nature, I've created adr_awards, the new LJ community for the ADR Awards. Once I can figure out how, benphillips will be joining me to moderate the community. I'll put up additional community information once I get home and can get to my email, where Ben and bctaris have pulled everything together in a nifty format while I was out serving beer in the wilderness over the past almost two months.

Yay!

This one is especially for me and cutelildrow:

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman has been charged with accidentally killing her husband with a sword after he refused to make her dinner, the Shanghai Daily said on Tuesday.

Police said Tang Xiaowan, 25, who has been practising swordsmanship since she was young, had often forced her husband of three years at swordpoint to carry out her demands.

On March 3, her husband, Li Weidong, refused to cook dinner because he was late for work.

Police said Tang picked up her sword and put it on Li's chest and promptly slipped, stabbing Li by mistake.

Li died in hospital from loss of blood.

Tang was arrested on Monday and charged with manslaughter.

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Really, it's better that I don't comment on this one, because I'd be all kinds of inappropriate.

Here is the latest tool in my ongoing campaign to make your heads explode with the stupid and the earth-logic. You can thank me later. Just make sure to not explode your brain in my house, because I have enough trouble keeping it clean.