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posted by [personal profile] machine_dove at 10:16am on 17/05/2006
This thread makes Baby Jesus cry. I'm just sayin'...

I'm too tired to handle the stupid today.
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My Momma Sends Me the Nicest Emails...

posted by [personal profile] machine_dove at 02:37pm on 17/05/2006
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been canceled.


*SNIIRK*
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