The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

I don't want to work today. I'm just sayin'.

I'm not entirely sure what I want to be doing, but it's certainly not this. But I think it involves figs. Or possibly figgy pudding. BRING US A FIGGY PUDDING!

Dear Aussies:

Please stop leaking the details of my devious plot to take over the world to the media. It makes things so much more complicated!

Securing antlers to my head is proving to be...complicated. Things might be easier if my hair was thicker - if it was short, I don't think I'd be able to pull it off. At the moment, I have to do the following:

1. Part hair, clip the forward third in front of ears
2. Twist back of hair up off of neck completely, and clip
3. Tie antlers tightly, with string going behind ears
4. Use two bobby pins (eight total) in an X on the inside and outside of each antler
5. Unclip both front and back hair
6. Grab top part of hair, being careful to not dislodge string. Clip in the back

They're still wobbly, but they stay on. Mostly. If I don't do any sudden movements, or move my head too far up or down. Definitely need some refinement...