The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

The theory is that If you have more than 40, you're spoiled...

(1) your own cell phone
() a television in your bedroom
(2) an MP3 player
() a photo printer
() own phone line
(3) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
() high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
() a surround sound system in bedroom
() DVD player in bedroom
(4) at least a hundred DVDs
(5) a childfree bathroom (I have no children. Makes it easy)
(6) your own in-house office
()a pool
() a guest house
(7) a game room (Hey, our house is huge)
(8) a queen-size bed or larger
() a stocked bar
(9) a working dishwasher
(10) an icemaker
(11) a working washer and dryer
() more than 20 pairs of shoes
() at least ten things from a designer store
() expensive sunglasses
() framed original art
() Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
() a multi-speed bike
() a gym membership
(12) large exercise equipment at home
() your own set of golf clubs
(13) a pool table
() a tennis court
(14) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
() your own pair of skis
(15) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
() a boat (Ummm...sort of, but it has big holes in it and was in the yard when we bought the place. I'm not going to count it)
() a jet ski
() a neighborhood committee membership
() a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
() wealthy family members
(16) two or more family cars
(17) a walk-in closet or pantry
(18) a yard (Huuuuuge...tracts...of land)
() a hammock (Not yet!)
() a personal trainer
(19) good credit
(20) expensive jewelry
() a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
() at least $100 cash in your possession right now
() more than two credit cards bearing your name
() a stock portfolio
(21) a passport
(22) a horse
() a trust fund
() private medical insurance
() a college degree, and no outstanding student loans (Almost there!)

Do you:
(23) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
(24) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores (Ukrops is love)
() pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes
() go on weekend mini-vacations
() send dinners back with every flaw
() wear perfume or cologne
() regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
() have a job but don't need the money OR
() stay at home with little financial sacrifice
() pay someone else to cook your meals
() pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
() regularly pay someone else to drive your taxis
() expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
() an only child
() married/partnered to a wealthy person
() baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
() been on a cruise
(25) traveled out of the country
() met a celebrity
() been to the Caribbean
(26) been to Europe (Double jeopardy!)
() been to Hawaii
(27) been to New York
() eaten at the space needle in Seattle
() been to the Mall of America
() been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(28) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York (Again with the double jeopardy!
() moved more than three times because you wanted to
() dined with local political figures
(29) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Sooo...according to this, not spoiled. ^_^;;

Lesson learned today:

Asking bizzaro questions of semi-likely people often yields suprisingly fruitful results for completely unrelated ventures.

This rocks my world. More to come, probably after the Glen Rock festival.