The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

cutelildrow somehow always manages to find the cutest articles about genital mutilation.

Might I just add that "felony charges of castration without malice" ranks up there as one of the greatest phrases of all time? It's making me snicker quite inappropriately. Right up there with "I believe Henry would attempt to vigorously procreate with it and then execute it for unsatisfactory results."

Also, Dear Netflix: Suing someone for using a perfectly logical and obvious method of managing a list of DVDs is stupid. Please stop being stupid. And, while you're at it, send me some #!%!% DVDs.

This is just one more reason why our patent office needs a serious case of reform.

Also, Nyquil is apparently illegal in Japan. This breaks my brain, as I don't think I can survive the Virginia flu season (September-March) without the wonderful, wonderful stuff.

Yesterday was about 90% good, rantyness aside. Today...isn't starting off too hot. The Neon is leaking antifreeze. I think Erik must have some sort of supersecret mutant power that makes radiators leak when they spend too long in his field of influence.

Dear Uncaring Universe:

Snow? Explicitly not allowed anywhere in my general vicinity after March. Keep this in mind, or we're going to be scrapping.

Also, the Bedlam Bards' version of Wild Rover made me snort water all over the Mini yesterday. Much Fun was had by all.