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machine_dove at 07:58pm on 19/02/2006
machine_dove at 07:58pm on 19/02/2006Apparently, my headache is the sort that can be passed on by physical contact. Very strange. And a nest of very loud, hungry baby birds has taken up residence in my skull which, trust me, is just as strange as it sounds. I thought the cat was torturing a mouse right behind my head before I realized the strange whistling, chirping, squeaking noises were coming from inside my head and, on occasion, audible two rooms away.
Oh, remember that warp drive patent that set me off lo many moons ago? It seems that the USPTO Office has requested a working sample. Score Earth-Logic = 1, Bizzaro-World-Logic = 213,092,893,408.
If someone ever tries to make me stand outside in the cold, wet snow for nine hours when I'm freaking sick again, remind me to go with my first instinct and disembowel them. Oh, and I left early, because when I finally left I realized that I hadn't eaten anything in 24 hours. Bastards.
[EDIT] Oh, this may, in fact, be a different space drive patent. Which just means we need to add one to the Bizzaro-World score above.
Oh, remember that warp drive patent that set me off lo many moons ago? It seems that the USPTO Office has requested a working sample. Score Earth-Logic = 1, Bizzaro-World-Logic = 213,092,893,408.
If someone ever tries to make me stand outside in the cold, wet snow for nine hours when I'm freaking sick again, remind me to go with my first instinct and disembowel them. Oh, and I left early, because when I finally left I realized that I hadn't eaten anything in 24 hours. Bastards.
[EDIT] Oh, this may, in fact, be a different space drive patent. Which just means we need to add one to the Bizzaro-World score above.