The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab. And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician. But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker! "Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."

Hah! My paycheck doesn't say "scientist" for nothing!

So, um...if anyone can get to the general area of Edison, NJ on Saturday and has no plans from, say 7PM to midnight, I could really use some help. A lot. I am willing to go great lengths to express my gratitude, excepting only those things that could get me arrested or shot by a jealous cop husband.

*twitch*