The Silver Lining...

I still can't really eat much (four crackers with cheese filled me up yesterday. All day.), but...I lost five pounds this week, and the wierd lumpyness is gone. Yay!

Now off to the VARF staff meeting, to see how things stand.

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*THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *STAB*

That is all.

Ok, not really. If you or anyone you know has any kind of sewing skills, I need people to sew up some simple jerkins/tabards/skirts - we can send you the fabric, we just need someone to donate some time. Actually, we need a lot of someones to donate some time, but this is a more immediate need.

Who knew?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mordath!

1. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of mordath in a day.


2. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by mordath fighting underground.


3. Mordath can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!


4. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as mordath.


5. Only twelve people have ever set foot on mordath!


6. Mordath can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.


7. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of mordath!


8. Mordath will always turn right when leaving a cave!


9. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with mordath in your mouth.


10. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with mordath.

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Ok, #2 I can buy. Also #5 and #6. #8 assumes I could find my way out of a cave, but other than that, not too bad. #10 seems pretty accurate. The rest...are so unrelentingly perverted that I can't seem to stop laughing. Maybe it's just me. Probably not.