The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

Today will be classed as a good day if I can get to work and back without passing out. Right now, things ain't looking too good.

Damn - someone finally has a clue!

We now have academic incentives for taking classes. For one, half of the time spent in class is now on-the-clock. That, by itself, is Pretty Damn Awesome. But that's not all!

For every class completed (academic classes only, alas), there's a $750 bonus. And an additional $1,500 bonus for getting any degree Bachelor's or higher. Rock!

Pity I couldn't get into that one class for this semester. But you can be damn sure I'll be taking something this summer.

I made it in to work, somehow. I only had to pull over and be violently sick once. I have orange juice and diet ginger ale (they were out of regular! What's up with that?) to get me through the day. I don't think I'm going to even think about attempting solid food.

Also, iPods rock. Much. Recreating all the playlists that went gone when Erik "cleaned up" the computer a few weeks ago sucked, but I suppose I'll survive.

Dear Ralph Nader:

Burn, burn in the firey depths of hell while leeches suck all the blood from your body and badgers gnaw on your bones. Yet, still, it's a fate too good. Thank you for once again thinking you know best without having all the data. With "friends" like you, who the fuck needs enemies?

Sincerely -

Someone else with a strange neurochemical ailment who requires specific medication to do things like function as a normal human being on a daily basis!!

[EDIT] Also, FDA? *STAB*

[EDIT2] Hokay, getting angry has proven to be a Really Bad Idea. Urk.

[EDIT3] I feel compelled to note, for the sake of full disclosure, that Nader was already ranked pretty damn high on the Hate List, for being the Most Boring Man Alive and robbing me of three precious hours of my college freshman year that could have been better spent loitering in the hall of my dorm, or fending off my crazed stalker.

Because completely batshit insane makes so many things better...