The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

Excuse me while I go pout for the next year or so. ;_; I want it! But I am about 800 different kinds of broke until February, mostly because of car stuff. *sulks*

I know the Truth when I see it.

[EDIT] Ok, there are bad books, and there are bad books. But it takes some kind of extra-special-sooperbad book to tell you not to mock the phallus. Can we mock the book instead?

Apparently not:

Publicly mocking an author whom you have never met, based on word of mouth about one chapter of a book you haven’t actually read is ridiculously childish behaviour, and totally disrespectful of a fellow writer.

If you read the little bit in that first link, I think you'll agree: "And in most cases, there wasn’t any actual mocking invovled — reading the text was enough to send everyone into fits of laughter, all without any commentary."

Quite, quite true - no commentary is necessary, that really speaks for itself, painfully. Amazon, however, has a suprisingly good rating for it, although it's based off of only one review. Anyone feeling brave enough to read it? ^_^;;

[EDIT2] Oh my god, I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING! The mental images start with a roster dressed up like Spidey's nemesis, and go rapidly down hill from there. I'm randomly busting out in fits of snicker so hard my eyes are watering. Venom cock!?!

[EDIT3] Oh dear, it appears that this is not an isolated incident of spectacularly bad writing. She did what with that carrot? Again, no commentary is necessary. Just...wow.

Goddess Arms

(Name generated for Dani by Jeff Mach's Wicked Winter Renaissance Faire Vendor Name Generator by Dossy)

I'd sell bodice daggers, with a name like that. Nifty ones that double as scissors, like the pair I picked up at the final weekend of PARF.

For silverstah:

( Bodice Scissors-Dagger )

Apparently if I wear my garb to VARF and have this in full view under my lacings, I could be charged with a concealed weapon violation. If I wore one of my regular daggers in the same way, no concealed weapon violation. I can't wrap my brain around that logic, but hey! This is the most awesome thing ever!