The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

I think I'm going to attempt to track all the books I read for the next year, just to see how many I actually do read. It's quite a few, but I don't know how many "quite a few" really is. The list currently stands thus:

01. Across the Nightingale Floor, Lian Hearn (11/13/05)
02. Grass for His Pillow, Lian Hearn (11/14/05)
03. Brilliance of the Moon, Lian Hearn (11/14/05)
04. Phoenix and Ashes, Mercedes Lackey (11/15/05)
05. The Witches of Willomere, Allison Baird (11/16/05)
06. The Forge, S.M. Stirling and David Drake (11/17/05)
07. The Hammer, S.M. Stirling and David Drake (11/18/05)
08. The Anvil, S.M. Stirling and David Drake (11/21/05)
09. The Steel, S.M. Stirling and David Drake (11/23/05)
10. The Copper Crown, Patricia Kennealy (11/25/05)
11. Small Gods, Terry Pratchett (11/25/05)
12. Venus Preserved, Tanith Lee (11/27/05)
13. The Sword, S.M.Stirling and David Drake (11/28/05)
14. The Sanctuary Sparrow, Ellis Peters (11/29/05)
15. The Reformer, Eric Flint and David Drake (12/2/05)
16. The Throne of Scone, Patricia Kennealy (12/2/05)
17. The Silver Branch, Patricia Kennealy (12/8/05)
18. More Holmes for the Holidays, Anne Perry et al (12/12/05)
19. The Tyrant, Eric Flint and David Drake (12/19/05)
20. The Hawk's Gray Feather, Patricia Kennealy (12/19/05)
21. Banewreaker, Jaqueline Carey (12/26/05)
22. Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader, Anne Fadiman (12/29/05)
23. Godslayer, Jaqueline Carey (12/31/05)

2006 List
01. The Birth of the Firebringer, Meredith Ann Pierce (1/2/06)
02. Oath of Swords, David Weber (1/3/06)
03. Dark Moon, Meredith Ann Pierce (1/3/06)
04. Son of Summer Stars, Meredith Ann Pierce (1/4/06)
05. The War God's Own, David Weber (1/5/06)
06. Trey of Swords, Andre Norton (1/7/06)
07. 'Ware Hawk, Andre Norton (1/7/06)
08. Gate of the Cat, Andre Norton (1/8/06)
09. Old Tin Sorrows, Glen Cook (1/8/06)
10. Dread Brass Shadows, Glen Cook (1/9/06)
11. Red Iron Nights, Glen Cook (1/9/06)
12. Winter Moon, Mercedes Lackey, Tanith Lee, CE Murphey (1/9/06)
13. Wind Rider's Oath, David Weber (1/11/06)
14. The Outstretched Shadow, Mercedes Lackey and somebody else (1/11/06)
15. The Lark and the Wren, Mercedes Lackey (1/12/06)
16. The Woods Out Back, R.A. Salvatore (1/13/06)
17. The Dragon's Dagger, R.A. Salvatore (1/15/06)
18. Dragonslayer's Return, R.A. Salvatore (1/15/06)
19. The Crystal Gryphon, Andre Norton (1/16/06)
20. Four and Twenty Blackbirds, Mercedes Lackey (1/17/06)
21. Gryphon in Glory, Andre Norton (1/18/06)
22. Gryphon's Eyrie, Andre Norton and A.C. Crispin (1/19/06)
23. Fiddler Fair, Mercedes Lackey (1/20/06)
24. Slayers: Vezendi's Shadow, Hajime Kanzaka (1/21/06)
25. Werehunter, Mercedes Lackey (1/24/06)
26. The Ship Who Searched, Mercedes Lackey and Anne McCaffrey (1/27/06)
27. Partnership, Anne McCaffrey and Margaret Ball (1/27/06)
28. Diamonds are Forever, Eric Flint (1/30/06)
29. Crossroads, Mercedes Lackey, ed (1/30/06)
30. A Red Heart of Memories, Nina Kiriki Hoffman (1/31/06)

31. Bull God, Roberta Gellis (2/1/06)
32. Five Mile House, Karen Novak (2/2/06)
33. Dragon's Lair: A Medieval Mystery, Sharon Kay Penman (2/4/06)
34. The Queen’s Fool, Phillipa Gregory (2/7/06)
35. A Plague of Demons And Other Stories, Keith Laumer (2/10/06)
36. Past the Size of Dreaming, Nina Kiriki Hoffman (2/12/06)
37. The Wizard of London, Mercedes Lackey (2/14/06)
38. The Devil's Novice, Ellis Peters (2/14/06)
39. Face Down in a Marrow-Bone Pie, Kathy Lynn Emerson (2/17/06)
40. Agent of Vega, James H. Schmitz (2/18/06)
41. A Sorcerer's Treason, Sarah Zettel (2/20/06)
42. Anti-Grav Unlimited, Duncan Long (2/21/06)
43. Pilgrim of Hate, Ellis Peters (2/23/06)
44. The Usurper's Crown, Sarah Zettel (2/25/06)
45. The Pirates! In An Adventure with Scientists, Gideon Defoe (2/25/06)
46. The Vesuvius Club, Mark Gatiss (2/26/06)
47. Face Down Across the Western Sea, Kathy Lynn Emerson (2/26/06)
48. Demon Blade, Mark A. Garland & Charles G. McGraw (2/27/06)
49. The Queene's Christmas, Kathy Lynn Emerson (2/28/06)

I'm not quite sure what I'm going to read next. Any opinions there?

Ah, it seems that amusement can be found in even the most unlikely of places. Blessed, blessed amusement.

Ken-izzy and Rachan are welcome to worship me at any point after taking a look at this. I, I have but one thing to say in response:

W00t!

Nothing else seems to sum up my feelings appropriately.

But I love him!

Um...I'm just going to leave it at that.

[EDIT] Ok, I lied, but the IT Gigolo manwhore, courtesy of brentdax, is too...something to not link to.

[EDIT2] More funny, especially the comments.