The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

For reasons I am not going to question, I have an almost irresistable urge to try to craft a pagoda out of staples.

Ah - the Friday day before a holiday in a government office - so quiet, so pointless. ^_^

Ah! And lest you doubt the usefulness of silly string, it has now been proven to have military application! Silly String: Protecting America's Warfighter Since 2005.

Wow. I somehow, up to this point, failed to realize that fanfic writers have factions. The amusement potential here is truly endless, even if nothing else I find quite reaches the levels found in the linked site.

Oh, and apparently American society is designed, top-to-bottom, to pander to females. How I missed this glaringly obvious fact before this time, I don't know. Mine eyes hath been opened. Television, especially.

The reason why networks charge the most for advertising in areas where there is a strong male demographic present is because it's the rarest demographic to capture.

Let us all bow before his superior intellect. Clearly, we are not worthy. Your earth-logic is not our logic (I need an icon with that, too).

[EDIT] All right, I admit it! I'M THE SUPERSECRET GENIUS THAT'S BEEN PULLING THE STRINGS OF THE ILLUMINATI FOR GENERATIONS! Honey...*dies of snicker*

Here's something I never thought I'd hear around here: "we need to get smart, like the Marines."

It's so much funnier out of context.

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Have fun kids, and play nice. ^_^