Ocean in View! O! The Joy!

Dear US Treasury Department:

I'm sure, if you had tried just a little bit harder, you could have made the new nickles just the tiniest bit lamer. I'm not sure how, mind, but the reality surpasses my expectations, so I'm sure you could have pulled something out of you-know-where. Because, you know, if I didn't speak English I'd probably think they were pretty nifty. Fix that, will you?

Fu-Master and Buck are engaging in a scintillating discource on the energy crunch, high school foreign languages, and future economic trends.

Yes, it's every bit as painful as you might imagine. *THUD*