The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

ATTENTION MEN:

This may come as a suprise, but yes, women can tell when you're talking to our breasts. Don't do it! They're not going to respond. Really.

Also, all men should wear kilts, and they should not be worn to the ankle.

There was something else I was going to put here, but I can't remember what it was. I can't remember much of anything, really. Forgetting how to drive while driving kind of sucks. Remind me to save leave for next year so I can take some days off to sleep during the week. Ugh.

I couldn't have made this up if I tried. ACTUAL MOVIE PLOT SUMMARY:

In ancient Egypt, three of the king's virgin daughters -- Ananka, Hera and Josephine -- are beaten and mummified by a maniac who later returns in the 21st century as a berserk mummy himself. This swaddled nut job can only be stopped by the same three virgin girls, who now happen to be go-go dancing mummies at a strip joint in Hollywood.


Go-go. Dancing. Mummies. Somehow, Netflix thought it would be a good idea to give me this as a search result, when I'm looking for opera and ballet. You fail!

Dear god, I do think I'm going to order about $350 in books (shipping included) from A Bad Place in two days, when I get paid. With a savings of almost $1000 from cover price. I'd post a link, but a few of the books I want only have one or two copies left, and I can't order until Thursday. ^_^

I'm terrified both of how many books it is, and how long it's going to take me to read them all. I'll need a forklift to get the box into my house. On the plus side, my Amazon wishlist has gotten much, much shorter.