I have a new #1 entry on my "Most Hated People Ever" list:
People who create huge network maps (designed to be printed out and displayed at sizes that rival most posters) in Powerpoint. Ugh. Could this thing possibly be any harder to work with? I'm going to have to redraw the entire thing in order to do what I want to do with it.
Not that I actually want to do this, now. I'm supposed to be giving a presentation (that may lead to funding and other goodness) to the organization's Board of Directors. When, I don't know, but after attending one of them today, I'm kind of hoping never. Or, at the very least, no sooner than two months from now.
The poor guy giving the presentation today got eaten alive. It was...traumatic. Eaten alive by the O2 (except, you know, not actually military), no less, at about every other slide. And about half the people in the room joined in on the fun at the end. I suspect there were politics I'm not aware of coming into play there, but it still wasn't pretty to watch. I've never been so intimidated in my life.
So...yea. I'm going to have to make myself an expert in things only peripherally connected to my presentation on the off chance that I get asked strange questions about systems engineering and whatnot.
Gah! I'm a Networks (and security) geek, I don't care about the systems connected on either end of my wire! Unless, of course, they start causing performance problems, or other things that impact my network.
B, my new boss, gave me some Useful Data yesterday that I will sprinkle into my presentation to make it look like I care about the program impact, where this fits into a pile of acronyms I can't remember, who the PM is, what corporate benefit this provides, or any of that crap.
...Wow, reading back on that sentance makes me sound like a near-sociopath obsessesive geek-in-a-basement. I'm going to stop before I get myself in trouble.