The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

If anyone wants a box of Zeta Gundam pencil sharpeners, let me know. You'd have to cover shipping, though.

This is a remarkable study in how to be a psychotic loser. See also: "What kind of guy to not date." I didn't think he was for real at first, but...Ick.

You know, I am far too enamoured with the idea of getting Erik an "Obey gravity, it's the law!" shirt. And making him wear it to work. But I wouldn't get to see the reactions, which takes half the fun out of it.

Still, it's an amusing thought. Maybe I need new hobbies.

(I'm also amused by the fact that the simple act of feeding the dog provides us with so many hours of entertainment. Hours. And we only feed her twice a day. I'm spoiled - I couldn't deal with a normal dog after this freak of nature. She's so fun.)