The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

I hereby nominate myself for sainthood for not rising from the dead like an Angel of Vengeance and destroying Erik last night. Also for not returning the favor when I got up at 4AM. After I have collapsed into an exhausted slumber is not the time to throw a temper tantrum.

I would just like to point out that, despite a complete and total lack of press coverage or polling data, it looks like Badnarik managed to pull in almost as many votes as Nader. Also of interest is the key to party affiliations link near the bottom - some interesting parties there! The Undauntable Stalwart All party gets special notice for having a funny name that uses words most Americans wouldn't know.

[EDIT] And how about we just get rid of cigarettes instead. Although finding a way for smokers to kill themselves without killin me as well is nice, I suppose.

I don't know what I did to make God hate me, but apparently Boss Man isn't going to be Boss Man for much longer. This in and of itself isn't necessarily bad, but the most likely candidate to replace him is...Fu-Master. This qualifies as something that Wrecks My Month all by itself.

So...about the only things left that can happen to me are things in the Car Destroying category, or things in the House Damaging category. And the ginormous car-destroying vermin are out in force of late.