Kill...
Erik throws a fit every time I spend the tiniest bit of money, even when it's well-within the budget we've set, even when he spends $200 in a month on comic books, and even when he spends $100 a week on fast food.
He just spent $150 on one pair of bike shorts. One. ONE!!!!!
I, of course, am not allowed to throw fits. "But I had to have them tomorrow!" Then order them a freaking week ago when I told you to, dumbass! *hyperventilates* $65 for bike shorts. Fine. Eight-five fucking dollars for shipping!?!?!??!
Must...control...fist...of death...
He just spent $150 on one pair of bike shorts. One. ONE!!!!!
I, of course, am not allowed to throw fits. "But I had to have them tomorrow!" Then order them a freaking week ago when I told you to, dumbass! *hyperventilates* $65 for bike shorts. Fine. Eight-five fucking dollars for shipping!?!?!??!
Must...control...fist...of death...