The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

I hereby sentence everyone responsible for the horrific abominations called "Flash" and "Shockwave" to Stabbity Death. Also anyone who ever made the decision to use either of these "products" for online training.

I should not have to spend an hour on the phone (half of which was trying to find my account - "Are you sure that's how you spell your name? Is that really the organization you work for?" No. I'm simultaneously a sociopathic liar and criminally incompetent.) so I can convince Flash that yes, I really did attempt this course, and not only that, but! I completed it as well, and would you please give me my completion certificate so the EEOC stops breathing down my neck, yea, thanks.

Stabbity. Death.

[EDIT]STABBITY DEATH!!!

I finished the short flash course and the shockwave course. Yay! So, I opened the first annoying flash course that I have to finish before Aug 6, and I remembered how evil and annoying it was. Listening to little Flash people talking to me is not how I want to spend my day.

Now, I love laughing at stuipd people as much as anybody, and perhaps a tiny bit more, so this has afforded me much amusement. I just recieved this forwarded from my mother. Now, note that Snopes has nothing on this, and my mother was a direct recipient. Luckily for whoever sent this, I don't recognize their email address, but it's probably someone I know. Amusement follows:

I hate people that forward those hoax warnings as much as anyone, but this one is important! Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list!
If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now.

Now, excuse me while I fall down on the floor and rupture something. Sorry, but...how dumb can you be?

*doorbell rings*
Random Guys You Don't Know: "Hi, we're doing door-to-door deer tick inspections! Please take off your clothes so we can ensure that you are free from this deadly menace!"
Female Homeowner: "Ok!"

[edit] Ok, it was intended as a joke. Good. Still funny.