The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

Tired. I'd really like some good news at some point in my life, be it even something so pointless as "You've just saved 15% on your car insurance!" Meh.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

My sentence:

From The Companions by Sherri S. Tepper:

"Only a few weeks later Paul came home from his school with a mop-headed, big-eyed, mostly naked, reddish brown thing."

Because I haven't poked fun at Ashcroft in a while. Old, but still funny. Especially the part about them being even in the polls until the other guy died.

[EDIT] Ahhhh...it really doesn't get old to poke fun at the man who paid $8000 to cover up the statue of Justice. It just doesn't get more symbolic than that. And hoi bejeebus, but you can't make this stuff up. "Separation of Church and State" appears to be a foreign concept to the man! Who, by the way, now wants to outlaw porn, and not just the hardcore kind. "Free Speech" appears to be another term his vocabulary lacks. And he appears to be even nuttier than I previously thought, now that I'm looking. Being annointed with cooking oil and tabby cats = the devil, right.

*shoots self, again*

I'm not even going to attempt to editorialize this one. I may, however, attempt to shoot someone else.

Just...read this.