The Zoo over Ambuscade Street

http://www.weirdsmobile.com/b/archives/001973.html

Now, thanks to this, I'm going to be forced to break into random hysterical laughter on Monday whilst the first Primary goes down.

Why doesn't Virginia have a primary? I wanna vote in a primary! Of course, that would require me registering as a Democrat, which is rather distasteful to me. But I could vote in a primary! Maybe I could change my affiliation every four years....

"I need to learn how to be a slumlord again"

"I need five acres of land with a lake in the middle" (thassa small lake)

"That's what people have been telling me, 'What the hell have you been drinking this morning?'"

"I want to practice being a slumlord, understand?"

I can't make this stuff up. I really can't. My coworkers provide me with an endless source of entertainment